It looks like I'm not the only one to do a John Kerry song. So I go over to Michele's place to remember where I got the link, and instead she sucks me in to another one of those dastardly online quizzes:

You are William Safire! You're ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world's most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren't such a brilliant writer. You bastard.


Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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No big surprise, although I thought I'd be Brooks.