April 05, 2004
BASEBALL: Unfrozen Caveman Center Fielder
I’ve always liked him as a player and he’s on my fantasy team this year, so I am definitely pulling for him, but what’s up with Johnny Damon’s look this year? I turned on the Red Sox-Orioles opener last night and was a little shocked when he came up to the plate to lead off.
As Jim Bunning can tell you, it’s not always a particularly good idea to start making jokes about resemblances, so I think I’ll pass on any attempted witticisms as to who Damon looks like (his teammates apparently think he looks like Jesus). I would, however, gently recommend a haircut.
Too bad Craig Grebeck is no longer on the team....the original cave man playah.
I'm hoping he catches a hot-streak and refrains from cutting his hair.