March 11, 2008
WAR: True Chuck Norris Fact
This story about Chuck Norris' cult following among U.S. troops in Iraq is pretty amusing, but he is apparently popular with the locals as well:
Norris' appeal is not restricted to U.S. troops either. At an Iraqi police graduation ceremony in Fallujah, graduates called out for their "Chuck Norris" to pose with them for photos.
"Truthfully, I didn't know who he was. I asked the Americans, and they said he was a great fighter, and that's why they named me after him. They showed me a video, and it's true, he's a great fighter" said police trainer Mohammed Rasheed.
With his handle-bar moustache, Rasheed has a vague resemblance to Norris.
Another police trainer said Chuck Norris was a role model for the police in Fallujah, which until 2007 was an al-Qaida stronghold and the scene of fierce battles with security forces.
"I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris," Khaled Hussein said.
Chuck Norris is almost an inside joke with kids these days, such as in the movie Dodgeball.
This isn't a "Chuck Norris fact", but it provided me with perhaps the best laugh I had while spending time not far from where Chuck's been lately:
"This One's For Chuck" was scrawled on the inside of a port-o-john, eye level when sitting down.
Crank,
Were you aware that Norris turned 68 on Monday? I didn't think he was quite that old. Figured he was in his 50's.