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January 21, 2009

WAR: Metaphor Overdose

"Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle"

Tough day for the Al D'Amato of Europe.

Posted by Baseball Crank at 8:40 PM | War 2007-09 | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

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this isn;t from like the Onion or Deadspin, Euro style?

Posted by: Ironman at January 21, 2009 9:03 PM

That's my thinking exactly.BTW its not even a poodle, its a Maltese-there even smaller

Posted by: dch at January 21, 2009 9:11 PM

It's from a real newspaper, albeit not the most reliable paper. The headline was just too good to resist.

Posted by: Crank at January 21, 2009 9:13 PM

I wonder how hard it is to get blood stains out of a white flag.

Posted by: mikeski at January 22, 2009 9:51 AM